This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
100 YEARS AGO
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”