once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR ALL THOSE NON-GAY PEOPLE I MEAN DAMN
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix
i’m going to cry
Illustration done by Karla Mialynne.